Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead. - Philip K. Dick
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others. - Philip K. Dick
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
The problem with introspection is that it has no end. - Philip K. Dick
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now I have put away childish things. - Philip K. Dick
The jukebox played some hillbilly tune; steel guitar and emotion-choked moaning... - Philip K. Dick
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words. - Philip K. Dick
It takes a certain amount of courage, he though, to face yourself and say with candor, I'm rotten. I've done evil and I will again. It was no accident; it emanated from the true, authentic me. - Philip K. Dick
The thing about rabbits, sir, is that everybody has one. I'd like to see you step up to the goat-class where I feel you belong. Frankly you look more like a goat man to me. - Philip K. Dick
A merry little surge of electricity piped by automatic alarm from the mood organ beside his bed awakened Rick Deckard. - Philip K. Dick
Guilt -- if there was any guilt -- spread out and diffused itself over everybody and everything. . . . Perhaps at some point in time, at some spot in the world, a moment of responsibility existed. - Philip K. Dick
...hence the very best science fiction ultimately winds up being a collaboration between author and reader, in which both create - and enjoy it; joy is the essential and final ingredient of science fiction, the joy of discovery of newness - Philip K. Dick
every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh. - Philip K. Dick
There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'. - Philip K. Dick
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night. - Philip K. Dick
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen. - Philip K. Dick
Most of the masses still believe in magic, you know. Spells. Potions. It's a big business, I am told. - Philip K. Dick